The Android

Steve marched into Derrick's room.

Noticing the excitement in Steve's gait, Derrick asked,

"What's the matter, Steve?"

"You know the new android I've been working on, Derrick?"

"The MOR-YU11?"

"I think I've created the first true android!"

"How do you say so?"

"When I powered it on today, it looked around and kept staring at what the other prototypes were doing."

"Yeah, so?"

"Well, one of the prototypes started cleaning itself, and suddenly the YU11 exclaims, 'Will you stop doing that? That's so disgusting!' "